FACTS ABOUT YOU
I) Are you:
(a) in a clan that does warfare
(b) in a clan that wouldn't know how to steal a bag of goodies even if Jick held their hand
(c) not in a clan, or in a clan composed only of you and your multis
(d) of the opinion that "clans" sound a bit too much like Scottish gheyfests?
II) Do you PvP regularly?
(a) I live to humiliate others
(b) I'm scared and/or wet
(c) I dabble
(d) Picasso violated Puppy?
III) Do you visit the forums?
(a) Yes, but only to read the mechanics bitchf... discussions in Gameplay
(b) Yes but only to troll
(c) I'm a star in one or more of the subfora, much to the delight/despair of everyone else
(d) I enjoy writing haikus for the newbies in Help
(e) There are forums?
(f) I refuse to answer this question because you've used both "forums" and "fora", which indicates a weak, havering personality.
IV) Do you have a display case?
(a) It's where I keep all my gifts from my bestest ever friends in the whole wide world
(b) Tremble peasant, at the sight of my riches!
(d) Only the one in my bedroom full of Nazi memorabilia
V) Do you hang out in the chat?
(a) Only in /pvp, because the rest of the Kingdom just doesn't get what it is to be a PK
(b) Of course, but probably in a channel where I can avoid the hoi polloi
(c) Yup, feverishly discussing the latest finds and developments
(d) Sure you'll find me in chat, but discussing game mechanics is boring
(e) Too busy/lazy/disinterested
(f) I got in trouble once for "hanging out".
VI) When a new special ingame event happens, do you -
(a) dive straight in for the jokes and shinies!
(b) check the wiki, see what the best stuff is to get and then play
(c) unless it gives rise to its own leaderboard or something, ignore it
(d) celebrate it in real life by baking a special cake in the shape of a phallus
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